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LJ stalking horror - a report by thehorseman.

rein_it_in is stalking thehorseman
rein_it_in's REAL name :	Leanna Warden
rein_it_in's REAL DOB :	28th July 1988
Height :179 cm	Weight : 67.3 kg
rein_it_in has dreamt about you :	14 times
rein_it_in became interested in you :	29th March 2005
rein_it_in's latest dream about you
Both you and rein_it_in are working in an animal sanctuary together. rein_it_in suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how rein_it_in describes your relationship behind your back
'We were destined to be together and you'll soon be tying the knot.'
rein_it_in's been stealing stuff from your house too.
rein_it_in has a vast collection of thehorseman's mothers cuttlery lying around their bedroom. For some reason only known to God
They've even started modifying their body for you
rein_it_in has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	24 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police? Look that fucker rein_it_in is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can't you do something about this? I'm starting to become scared for my life."
rein_it_in's Police File
When it comes to heartless thugs there aren't many criminals who would top the list ahead of rein_it_in.

Testimonies about rein_it_in

abbytude - A withered old hag

'I've known them both for a long time and I can safely say I've never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.'

a_chaitlin - Car wreck of a human

'Ahhh none of this is new to me. thehorseman's been telling me about rein_it_in's antics for ages now. I don't honestly know why he has put up with it for so long.'

fey_fire - Slap-happy

'Fucking hell, in all honesty I've never met a bigger wanker than rein_it_in. Terrible person.'

Well, "Leanna", are you going to confess?